Very Funny: The Seven Kinds of Sex!

By on Jul 22, 2009 in Relationship

Results of recent research indicates that there are 7 types of sex over the lifetime of a relationship


The 1st kind of Sex is called: Smurf Sex

*This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.


The 2nd kind of Sex is called: Kitchen Sex

*This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.


The 3rd kind of Sex is called: Bedroom Sex

*This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.  Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.


The 4th kind of Sex is called: Hallway Sex

*This is when you have been with your partner for too long.  When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ‘screw you.’


The 5th kind of Sex is called: Religious Sex

*Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night (Very Popular).


The 6th kind of Sex is called: Courtroom Sex

*This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.  She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.


And last, but not least, the 7th kind of Sex is called: Social Security Sex

* You get a little each month.  But not enough to enjoy yourself!


Relationships and sexuality are such a “serious” topic for so many, that I thought it would be good to lighten up a little. Hopefully this has helped you to smile.  Feel free to share what stage you’re in (joke)!

Thanks so much,

Dr. Adam Sheck


9 Comment(s)

  1. You're right…this is very funny. Thanks for posting.

    Kay Corby | Jul 22, 2009 | Reply

  2. cute.

    Barbara Krutchkoff | Jul 22, 2009 | Reply

  3. That's funny! May have to steal it for the show tomorrow…with full credit of course!

    Elaina McMillan | Jul 22, 2009 | Reply

  4. Only smurf for we

    Kimberly Kirberger | Jul 22, 2009 | Reply

  5. I will stick with smurf too!

    Carol Ambrose Lane | Aug 11, 2009 | Reply

  6. VERY,VERY FUNNY.

    Cheryl Bell | Aug 12, 2009 | Reply

  7. Ha!! Hallway sex is so funny!! Thanks Carol for a good giggle!! Smurf and Kitchen is the way to go!

    Mary Costanzo Devereux | Aug 15, 2009 | Reply

  8. so glad you like it mary, which carol is that, i know a few

    Adam Sheck | Aug 15, 2009 | Reply

  9. Me..OLD Classmate of Tracy Richman from Jr. High and Mary is my Best Bud and funniest friend alive from Taft High School!! I about died laughing so hard VERY CLEVER! I took the Liberty of sharing it with my pals, hope you don't mind. I did let Tracy know it was to good to pass up! So I Posted it on my wall :) Thanks for sharing Dr. Sheck!

    Carol Ambrose Lane | Aug 15, 2009 | Reply

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